This is Jen :
Axis I : OCD/GAD/Social Phobia
Axis II : Mild borderline Personality disorder.
Add depression from the GAD, and we got us a mildly leaky bucket which says i can function, and i have become really quite good at faking things.
You Are 83% Borderline
It seems like you have borderline personality disorder.
Seriously consider seeking help, even if you think you don't need it.
Hmm well if a quiz tells me so..... cept a certified shrink already did....
Some quotes the cynic in me lves by .....
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
I live on a one-way dead-end street.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the "whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is" group.
Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car!
When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers... and just give them a noogie or an Indian burn.
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel...it's cheaper than plastic surgery.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
Any sufficiently complicated technology is indistinguishable from bad karma.
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before
You are a Rubik's Cube
You are engaging and popular. People are drawn to your colorful personality.
As much as they try, people can't stay away from you.
And while you seem easy to understand, people can't figure out what direction you're coming from.