Anxiety Self Help

May 28 2008, 3:17 pm

Thanks for the TVs stuff - I'll click on the link later on when my housemate has gone to bed - for, if it is as potent as you say it is, I don't want to run the risk of her coming into my room & asking me if I want a cup of tea whilst I am inadvertently spoffing my brains out.

Sorry for the delayed reply but I've been playing tourist in London & attracting pigeons with my violently purple hair.

May 28 2008, 2:58 pm

oooh!
how i love birds!

while watching them we will have to feast on those delightful rainbow mini marshmellows.

but of course we would throw the orange ones away.. because no one likes orange.

May 23 2008, 6:02 pm

Hi thank you for the add how are you!!!

x

May 23 2008, 1:02 pm

haha.. for a second there i wasnt quite sure you were speaking any sort of english..

then i realized..

it was.



and i was scared.



by the way.. you have an attractive head. ha

May 23 2008, 7:47 am

It is yours if you want it, but it comes at a cost - a barbeque set and half a packet of salt and vinegar quavers. Some people believe that this is too high a price to pay for this particular slice of human offal, but these people do not realise how much the value of quavers has decreased due to Britain's current 'credit crunch'.

That is very kind of you old chap & I might have to take you up on your generous offer. I've got Return to Cookie Mountain & Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes lurking on my hard drive (necking cans of white lightning & looking shifty), so if you wouldn't mind filling in the gaps of my TVs education that would amazing & I would be very grateful. In fact, to show my gratitude you can have full custody rights of the beard for any 3 days of the week - except Wednesdays. Ok, maybe Wednesdays, but I would need it back before 8pm.

May 22 2008, 7:42 pm

Why, thank you very much. You have a very nice brain too.

May 22 2008, 7:15 pm

I'm sensing a glowing business opportunity here. We could set up some kind of time share arrangement & charge willing punters a tidy sum to come holiday in his beard. We could ask some other bearded celebrities if they would also interested in letting out their facial hair during quiet times in their careers (trying to think of examples, but only came up with Jeremy Beadle & Karl Marx. Nesting in the beards of corpses is a whole different kettle of specialist treacle).

I lost my face in a terrible accident involving Jim Bowen, a Bentley, 20 pounds of butter & Liam Gallagher's left eye brow. The doctors couldn't repair the damage caused by the butter & decided the best course of action was to graft a cat's head just below eye level. It's not very practical, but it keeps the mice at bay.

May 22 2008, 6:47 pm

They are pretty damn amazing live, it's not often that you get to see a band with that much energy & who are so clearly passionate about their music.
I want to nest in that man's beard, it looks so warm & inviting. Obviously, I wouldn't dream of wearing the rubber band suit if the opportunity were to arise - he's a hirsute little fella & the rubber would only lead to painful, hair snagging incidents.

May 22 2008, 4:45 pm

i know huh.

May 22 2008, 2:30 pm

Thanks for the add ^_^. I have many rubber bands in my possession which I hope to one day fashion into a very dapper suit & bowler hat combo so that I can look like the sophisticated gentleman about town*. Mayhaps, one day, if you too are about town you might see me wearing said apparel, but we can only dream.

Hope you are well & I am loving the fact I was greeted by TV on the Radio when I looked at your page.

*This may be a dirty, whoreish lie.